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| Home > jokes > TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK | ||
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|1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." 3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 4 "Amen" 5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress." 8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" 9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 10 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." |
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